As A Young American Woman Who Cherishes Her Hard-Won and Well-Deserved Self-Respect And Dignity, I'm Sharing This...

An Open (and Sincere) Memo to All Texas, Virginia, Georgia, Oklahoma (etc., etc.) Republicans:

Go Probe Yourselves!

P.S. ~ I'd be happy to help any of you old white guys (that's who's doing this) to do so, if you're not sure where to shove the "wand" and, therefore, require assistance.