Showing posts with label gun violence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gun violence. Show all posts

Sunday, March 28, 2021

SNL: Colin Jost in Weekend Update: Biden Calls for Background Checks

The "Other Guy" is G-O-N-E. πŸ˜‚

And, I'm BAAAAAACK. 🀩❣️

Coincidence?  I think not. πŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸŽŠπŸŽ‡πŸŽΈπŸ’– 

The sublime Colin Jost (co-host with Michael Che) in Weekend Update on last night's episode of Saturday Night Live:

"And, Republicans please stop pretending this is a Second Amendment issue, and just admit you love guns more than people you don't know.

These are your political ads.
You look like you're running for the president of ISIS.

If you actually cared about the Second Amendment, you'd care about the "well-regulated militias" part.

I don't know if you noticed - when they almost hung you two months ago - but our militias aren't super "well-regulated"."*

*The only thing I'd add: "BOOM." (mic drop)


Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Legal Concealed Firearm Fiasco Endangers The Great State Of Ohio

True Or False? ~

The State Of Ohio Just Made It Perfectly Legal For Civilians To Carry Concealed Firearms Into Bars In That State?

Believe It Or Not... It's True!
(Beat The Rush: Buy Your Greyhound Ticket, Now!)

There Is One Exception To The New Law:
If You Are Already Drunk, You Are Not Allowed To Concealed Carry In The Bar.

My Condolences To The Various Bar Staffs, Ohio's Finest and The Families Of Those Yet To Be Caught In The Cross-Fire.

(From Monday, July 11th's Rachel Maddow Show):