Wednesday, June 27, 2007

An Open Letter To All News Departments and Staff.

Dear News Director and Staff:

This Just In...
We Have Breaking News to Report...

This is NEWS-worthy PARIS...

(Construction of the Eiffel Tower.)

And This, Gentle Reader, Is NOT News-worthy Paris... Ever!

(I refuse to even say her name.)

...Any Questions?


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